[align=center]Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
Father : A banker provided by nature
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest .. except that he got caught
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills[/align]
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
Father : A banker provided by nature
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest .. except that he got caught
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills[/align]
